The Diarrhea Song: The Mystery Revealed
Have you ever found yourself wondering exactly what did rupture forth from your bowels as you rounded second? Well I did, and here’s my story……
A few months ago after one of our co-workers soundly shat himself during afternoon break, someone decided to serenade him with” the Diarrhea Song”. This prompted an argument about some of the more questionable lyrics. So I did what any sensible modern man does when he has a question. I turned to Google. And Google answered.
Here are 2 great websites that list out every lyric you ever heard to this song and many, many, many more that you probably never wanted to hear. The first link is mainly for the “Baseball Song”. The second link, and in my opinion the better of the two, takes a more general approach to our favorite childhood song.
Please read and enjoy. You’ll thank me for it later…..or not. I really don’t care either way. Just read it, you know you want to.
The Baseball Song: http://inky.50megs.com/idlechild/poems/diarrhea.htm
The Official Diarrhea Song Website: http://diarrheasong.blogspot.com/
-CWD
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